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lukearnold
lukearnold

You conspire with my father to sabotage our plans. You betray our trust. You cause almost irreparable damage as a result. And when Flint, the most feared captain in all creation, comes to confront you about it, you destroy him. Now I hear in the wind that in his absence you’ve begun to forge new alliances with his enemies. […] And I’m forced to wonder exactly what it is you hold over Flint that makes everything I’ve seen possible. You don’t know what you’ve seen.

mystic-majestic
mystic-majestic

When you think about it, it’s not that unreasonable that people would become more relaxed around Geralt because of Jaskier. This big ass dude with two scary swords whose profession it is to slay beasts that could tear apart whole villages in seconds is being followed around by a twink with a lute like a lost baby duck. He talks Geralt’s ear off, sings songs about him, and Geralt lets him